Touch me Tuesday aka the Poet

I just left Starbucks carrying my Chai latte` in my right hand and my manual script in the other. And she comes screaming down the side walk knocks everything out of my hands. My Latte` flies at least two feet in the air (slow motion) and falls lid down on top of my manual Script... Ugh! NO! Damn it! was the only thing that came out of my mouth while i was watching my book i just worked on for three years get destroyed. As she turns around to come back to help me pick up my things i noticed her hazel eyes and this beautiful tattoo around the nape of her neck... i couldn't make out what it said but it seemed to be in Latin. I'm so sorry she said and she kneels down to help me pick up all the wet scattered pages of my Manual script. "It's OK" i said knowing deep down i wanted to say what the hell were you thinking. After we picked up the paper we stood together and she began to explain to me what happen but when she start talking i stood there utterly in amazement because she spoke rhythmically and poetic i think she kind of put me in a trance because i don't remember any of her story so i just said "O it seems like you meant"...and then i said something about her chasing some guy in the taxi.... she cut me off and said "well... nice response buuuuttt.... that had nothing to do with a guy... at all. lmao.uh... but nice try... hahaha i like it tho." and she proceeded to walk off as she walked away i felt my jaw drop and my heart fall through the sidewalk... she was so fine i couldn't even ask her for her name or to read my now wet manual script. Guess what happen next? NOTHING!!!

Mental workout! What's next?

Mind sore from a mental workout
thoughts strong and kinks needing to be jerked out
with exploration in mind need to search out
out search everyone else and get the murk out
reach out teach about the works and how it hurts
ouch
wow speechless crowd
growing smaller
just enough room on the couch
a little longer
for us to speak less
either that or preach lessons
neither nor see that's blessings
not what i expected
cry flames for a second
what's next then

I take a deep breath for therapeutic exercise

feel my heat come watch me rise

normally I'm mild mannered cool calm and collected

but you know who is looking to be respected

I try to keep my composure but its getting heck tic

i try to gain some ca-closure but its getting heck tic

what's next?

Project Specimen

OK so as you all know i no longer play arena football and for the last 3 weeks I've been lazy as hell. Not exercising not eating right not doing what i would do if i were playing the game i love... but as of today this all will change... I'm starting PROJECT SPECIMEN... I'm putting myself on a workout regimen and diet it's only gonna last six weeks but by the end of this six weeks i should be a SPECIMEN fit for breeding purposes...

Body for life

Mental massage mission simon says

As a kid i used to love the game Simon says and I'd like to play... pay attention...

Only 1 rule once you start you can't stop read at your own risk!!! Just kidding.

As you follow along reading each word...
Getting a better understand of the truths within my brain...
Take a deep breath...
Smile...
Now say "whew that was good"... (mental orgasm)...
Next i would like you to look to your right...
Then look to your left...
Shrug your shoulders and wavy...(Hi I'm waving back)...
Pause...
If you have not done this yet start over and do it i promise you'll feel better...
If you have don't worry about the people in your office looking at you they'll wavy back....
Now close your eyes count to ten....
Tell me in the comment section did you feel it..
Mental massage...

Art of Connection part 2

I get off the plane and there she stood with a sign with my name on it hearts and flowers (you know in high school bubble letters)waiting on me... the whole plane trip i was anxiously awaiting my first encounter with her we talked over text, email, IM, but never in person. I'm nervous... shit i should be she beautiful,intelligent and an all around good person. I digress... So i walk up to her drop my bags and give her a great big hug, one of those hugs that's more like an embrace...you know.. i wanna feel your soul next to mine type. She kind of moaned in my ear and says "You smell good" , Thank you so do you i reply as i thought to myself... Damn she's even finer in person... and her freckles were so cute i just wanted to lick her face...

OK, so I get my things in her car and she says "You are in my town now i have a whole weekend planned and it's starts with dinner right now. We get back to her condo and she cooks up this amazing meal O my was it delicious and it was like 4 courses with desert...

So after we ate she says lets take a long walk and discuss life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. She was very intriguing, and driven i could not take my focus off her as we walked through the moonlight.

As we make it back to the condo i stop her at the doorstep in mid sentence and kiss her passionately are tongues dance a slow sexy dance. When i pull away she says Ooh and i kiss her neck and say in her ear" I've been waiting on this moment this whole trip my chance to touch you. Our chance to connect deeper than ever then she grabs my shirt pulls me in and kisses me again. She unlocks the door while we kiss. Her moans are beginning to turn me on. We fumble through the condo connected at the lips until we get to the bedroom. She starts to say something and... Shhhh lay back relax she leaned back on the bed i hover over her body, kiss her forehead then, the bridge of her nose as soon as she cracked a smile i kissed her cheeks then her chin and then... and then...

Basic Instinct

Inspired by Ms. Downlow

As the clock strikes for the 4Th time i realize our time is up...

She gather her stuff as i tried to get the bed made up...

What were we thinking ,i guess we weren't...

Temptation was strong, lesson learned...

Around her i felt freaky and o so strong...

the sex is always good but i know it's wrong...

but you only live once, i cant waste time...

and I'm catching feelings but she ain't mine...

what shall i do what should i say...

Nothing not at all not today...

she's not my wife she's just for play...

Hell, she has a husband anyway...

As we kiss goodbye, she leaves the plane

My basic Instinct says pull her back...

let's do it again...

Honest scrap Award... The truth it is...

OK so i got this award from My BOY BLU... Blu flame blvd...
and it requires me to list 10 truths about me so HERE WE GO....

1. I'm addicted to One tree Hill (No homo)

2. I am still cordial with 90% of my girl friends may not talk but we're still cordial. (I'm a nice guy)

3. I have seven sisters and no brothers (way too much estrogen)

4. I'm a member of Iota Phi Theta Fraternity Incorporated (OW-OW)

5. I'm signed to FYRE ENT. independent record label (yes i rap/produce/and love music too)

6. I'm an assistant football coach at a high in my town. (I also have two state titles with them, Hail Lexington Catholic)

7. I played arena football for the Lexington Horsemen now the Kentucky Horsemen Just retired this year two weeks ago( sad face).

8. I'm OCD with my candy i have to separate them by color like skittles or star burst or sweet tarts even M & M's and i eat them in order by number largest to smallest until they all equal 1 then i eat them one at a time favorite color last. (shhhh i know)

9. I'm Pigeon toed and slightly bow legged ( people used to make fun of the way i walk when i was younger before it became cool in high school)

10. My weaknesses are women with Light colored eyes(blue, green, almond, hazel) and freckles...i absolutely love freckles. Movies that are suspenseful... and Amazing Sex!!!

Touch me tuesday aka The follower

I guess you can call her a pen pal or a listener or better yet a follower... yeah that's what I'll call her a follower so interesting she is, so sexy she is, so educated she is, so perfect damn it!! Did i think that out loud? The truth of the matter is I'm infatuated with her words... yea i said her words i can't go a day without wonder what she is going to say, how will she say it, will it finally be me she talks about. It never is but I'm never disappointed she strokes my conscious, imagination, and emotions with every word. i know your saying does she know this... HELL NO!!! and with your help she'll never know as long as you keep your mouth shut we (you and i) will be just fine. Enough of this stuff let me tell you what happen.

OK so I began writing on this blog thingy(it was random long story) i was just writing to get thoughts out of my head and into the creative air for others to experience. I was relieving a lot of built up creativity in my heart. Not really worried if anyone read it. Then i get my first comment and boom I'm addicted to what people think. It's like i wanna know, i need to know, i need reactions, and interactions... but i only had one comment how could i be so attention needy after one comment... see the comment went like this...

with each breath of every day
you make a mark in this world in a unique way
your steps make a path for others to follow
because what you did yesterday might better someones tomorrow
so take charge and take heed
you have a purpose a calling
what you have someone will need
don't worry about the future or what you do not know
just come into your own and blessings grow

Okay... i know... i know... powerful stuff (that right thurr) could make you want more right? Ok so i soaked that up and what do you think happen next?
Exactly!!! Nothing...

Have you ever?

Have you ever...

wondered what im like

Have you ever...

met me in real life

Have you ever...

thought i would be trife

Have you ever...

thought about me... how nice?

Have you ever....

thought about me after you took a shower

Have you ever...

wanted to lay with me longer than an hour

Have you ever...

envisioned me in the cut out of your future lover

Have you ever...

wonder what I'm like undercovers

Have you ever...

dreamed a dream so real that all details make you get chills

Have you ever...

wondered what i wonder

Have you ever...

wanted to touch

Have you ever....

wanted to f----

Well have you?

My niece and nephew

I go on a road trip this weekend to pick up my niece and nephew the were out of school and wanted to come hang with uncle JaG its a good thing my mother just moved in the same city as me so i can just drop them off at night cause o wow!!! my nephew is 6 and my niece is 2... I call her the echo cause everything he says she repeats it's amazing... ha ha One time on the trip he said I'm gonna get me a Python and she said Na uh I'm gonna get me a python too and a real turtle!! but you know in two year old southern language it sounds like Na uh Inez gon get me a Fyton too and a treal turtle!!! so funny...
SO I'm driving along and i got my phone playing my favorite songs and new hits play list through the car speakers and this song comes on...


how about both of these characters start singing it Your a jerk your a jerk... with a sight delay in her Jerk cause shes the echo ya know... this was funny. Kids really do say and do the darn est stuff... plus my nephew knew all the words to Lil Wayne Mrs. Officer!!! Amazing!!!

by the end of the trip this was them ---->

New shoes

So i set several goals in 05 when i turned 25 and one of those was to get some shoes for my car before i turn 30 and guess what i did this weekend?

Ok ok ok stop guessing... I got my car some new shoes this weekend..to your right are the rims with my reflexion in store->

below you are my rims on car ->

"yea they 20's but i keep them clean tho" so I'm excited first time in life I've ever had rims... I've had 6 cars always had speakers in the trunk( i like to feel my music) but never had rims so i sounded good and looked good but never shined all the way. Now "ole pearl" that's what i call her.... got her some 20" stilettos.... Let's get it!!!

From the Heart

I speak my mind cause i want to...
I speak my heart cause i need to...
I express myself cause it's refreshing...
I tell my stories cause i feel they're a blessing...
to have to hold till death due us part..
this life i live speaking from my heart...


Im sure every blogger understands my stance and i encourage you all to continue speak from your heart.

Forgettable

So i was in wally world(Walmart) yesterday I was of course picking up groceries and household items all at once... And I'm walking through the dairy aisle grabbed some milk for my cereal and shredded cheese for my baked potato that night.... and i saw this women that looked so familiar... she was at the other end of the aisle so i really couldn't tell if it was her or not but as we got closer i realized it was...(pay attention now)... The mom of my hairdresser (when i had hair) who claimed i was her baby's daddy (who still owes me money for the paternity test i took) but I'm not worried about it. eh!

And we walk right by each other like i could have kiss her on the cheek and kept walking that's how close. This is the same woman that wanted me to be her grand daughters father she literally said i love you and want you to be the father... wow i know. So we walk past each other and she doesn't say a word so i say Hey! very subtle to see if she notice and she looks up and stares at me for like 45 sec she squinting her eyes and everything.. then she says "I didn't know who you were"... OMG come on now i haven't changed since i was in third grade my head just grew into my ears and my body developed nicely...

I said that to say this
Do you think your FORGETTABLE?
because i didn't think i was until yesterday.
I actually still don't think I'm forgettable i might be replaceable but not forgettable.

This weekends CSI Mission

So this Saturday after the game i went to the after party which i normally don't do anymore cause it's just a bunch of fans asking when I'm gonna play again( long story) and then it's my teammates with their girlfriends looking all lovey dovey I just don't like the way i feel when I'm in that atmosphere but i decided to go this weekend. Same stuff nothings changed except the place it was at a small bar-n-grill so anywhere you stood or sat everybody was in your face now i don't mind that in the club or night times spot but this was to much so i got my normal Ciroc and sprite drunk that fast and dipped.... off to the crib i go to get a good nights sleep... which is exactly what i did. The next morning i get a "drunk" call from one of my teammates (we'll call him JC) asking me if we could go to the studio put down some new tracks and to come to the pool hangout, maybe cookout.... so i said sure man as soon as i get up out the bed cause it was like 9:30am. So about 10:00am i get up call over to the studio to see if we had any sessions or some time reserved for that day so that i might get in there and play around a little bit "Big Zo" The CEO and my Frat brother said shoot we always got time for you JAG so I'm like Coo... Studio..check. I get up get out and get something to eat upon leaving Penn station i get another phone call Jag where you at? Come get me we need to go find NJ's car.... What? How he lose his car? I'll tell you when you get here. So i get over there JC proceeds to tell me this drunken story about how he should have took NJ's keys but didn't and he let him drive off drunk "O shit!" is what I'm thinking...So we got to NJ house and he's sitting on the couch Dumbfounded like guys i have no clue what happen... I woke up with a the same shirt on no shoe no pants sitting on the couch in the same position I'm in now... and I'm like What the Hell!!! So we ended up searching the city for his car. Back tracking all the steps he could remember still nothing. So JC and i left cause NJ has a motorcycle and just wanted to ride around and see if he could find it that way... about an hour later JC get a text saying NJ found his car at another club not the one he left....

Have you ever been intoxicated and forgot your whole night?

Throw back tuesday-miggida Mac daddy

OK so way back in the day these guys used to be the hottest young rap group ever... at least to me... They made all kind of hits Da Bomb, Jump, Miss the bus... all kinds.... i played their first album so much that my cassette tape broke and then eventually had to get it on CD.

Well anyway Kriss Kross was the first ever concert i attended. My older brother (R.IP Maurice) and i. We even went and got jerseys too big jeans and we had matching Fila with the straps... 1992' editions... i had a Miami Hurricanes jersey that was the dopest and he had a Ucla cause he was from Cali... Shoot we had the most fun ever no parents just us at a sold out Kriss kross concert nothing but young fine girls jocking(side note) we were a little late cause my brother wanted to relax his box cut so it would lay down like he had good hair or something. Anyway we jumping around dancing in the middle of the aisle... plus we had pretty good seats for a sold out concert I wish i could find my ticket i would have posted it.... i had it for sometime but i think it got lost in my several moves.

In any rate my first concert was Kriss Kross and if you don't remember them here's a clip from their In Living Color debut:

Scene setting part 4 of 4

CRASH!
I stand up...."what the hell...."

"Um...aha... I'm sorry" i said, as she looks at me like i smacked her. What the hell are you doing in here.
"Well ma'am what had happen was i....i...i was finished fixing the air conditioner and i kind of got hot up in the attic and when i came down i...uh... wanted some water but i notice you... uh... was...uh... sleeping and you looked so peaceful that i didn't wanna wake you so i...uh...thought it would be OK if i just got some water."

"Hold on she interjected you just thought it was OK to roam around my house looking for water?"

Well...uh?

"NO it's not OK!! And now look at you; you dropped my Cornish hen out of the frig what the hell was you doing in my refrigerator!!!"

"I was uh getting Ice for the water.

Ice! Ice! Wah?

As I'm watching her face turn red during my whole sorry story i realize how sexy she really is...
"Oh My Gosh... I'm sorry i was just thirsty and u were sleeping".

"Come here... let me tell you something she said as i was picking the hen up off the floor. I finish my glass of water put the glass in the sink and walk around the island in the middle of the kitchen. She just stood there with her hands on her hips as if i had really disappointed her. When we got face to face she was shorter then me so i was looking down at her but I was still afraid to ask cause she looked so angry yet so beautiful...

"Um... you had something to tell me?".

"Yes, thank you for fixing my air and your OK with the water as long as u didn't break anything I'm fine" she said with a cute little smirk on her face. As if she had something else on her mind. While she was saying this i notice that her blouse was partially open and i don't know if it was the bra or her breast that were calling me but i couldn't stop.... Oh my God she is kissing me what is going on...

"I've been wanting to do this since you walked in the door" she exclaimed as she grabbed the back of my head and proceeded to kiss me. So i began to kiss back wow she's an amazing kisser perfect soft lips. She begins to pull on my zipper on my coveralls I could not be in a better place right now. I'm not sure what is really going on but I'm just going with the flow so i unbutton the last three buttons on her blouse and slide her blouse off as we continued to kiss. She finally gets my zipper to unzip and pulls it down to my waist.

"O my!" she said as she starts to rub on my arms and chest. "Lets see what we have under here" she says while she pulls up my tank top and takes it off. She looks up at me and she begins to run her fingers from my chest to my waistline when her hand grazed my abs my stomach quivered. We kiss again and she says "come here i wanna show you something" she grabs my hand leaving her blouse and my tank top on her kitchen floor and walks me to the bedroom.

When we get in the bedroom she turns me around, pushes my coveralls down around my ankles, and pushes me back on the bed. She turned around slowly and playfully sliding her pants down to reveal her lacy Victoria secret boy shorts...

hahaha

THE END

(thanks Jillz for participating)

The White Dress!!!

Thanks to Tawny's photo shoot i had and ideal...
http://intricatelyt.blogspot.com/
Running out of gas was the least of my worries this morning. As i walk up this long whined road i see someone coming my way. "She" amazing stood short in statue but tall in beauty and elegance. Her no shooed walk convinced me, she had confidence. The closer we got the easier it was to see her confidence the glow she had made me smile. The gas can seemed to get heavy as we past one another. " Hi" was all i could say knowing deep down i needed to find a gas station. With a sweet melodic voice she says "Hello" I damn near melted as the dimples showed in her cheeks as she smiled at me. I quickly turn away attempting not to stare and continue on my walk of shame. When i turned back for the last time i noticed she was looking back at me i tipped my hat slightly, with a wavy of her hand the angel with the white dress on disappeared. Damn!

#100 Love BACK!!!

This post is my big 100 post and i would like to thank all the bloggers and readers that come to my blog give feedback and keep me motivated to doing this thing i love to do...

Leah Labelle (She's a friend of my bestfriend and She posted a vlog on you-tube saying she was starting a blog and boom im here)
Jillz(The Queen Blogger- She's the shizzz... if your not following her you should right now)
Alexis B(The lady that never stops speaking the real... again she the shizzz)
Dizzy(Rapper never holds no bars)
Nightfall914(Humpington King/blu flame blvd I dont even think he's visited my blog but he gets much love from me No homo)
Dani-yel (Once upon a time...)
Laur (Young soccer player/photographer)
Nay(Real life great friend)
Tuotierugif (Always can count on her comments)
Far (Canadian Make-up Artist Hot ish)
Sydnimichael(Very inspirational photographer, poet, and creative thinker also likes the same kinds of music as I)
K-dub (The love story im reading)
Mich (She's been MIA for a while but still gets love for me)
Evierobbie (New to my list very driven and inspiring)
Womans Journey (Another newbie she comments often)

This is a big OLE thank you for keeping me focused, motivated, entertained, and interested in 2009 thus far ... we're midway through the year... there are no limits so finish the year better than you started...

99th post

Im one post from a hundred damn i've been on some writing frensy...
well we'll see how this goes down.

O face!!!!

O... i often wonder

If... i often hunger

just for the thirst... under

more for the burst... under

this may be my curse... under

what may be the worst hunger

i long for the first bite

of the gift...right?

the gift gave great guarantee

that lonely i'll never be

but it takes a moment

to get to that moment

more mind less movement

I meant more or less move minds

and interwine with hunger

mine my mind

and find thoughts

of you and i

lots of yesses

ohh's and ahh's

umm's and

O...

I often wonder...

Expectations!!! Go Away!!

(This is long)
JaG has to be the most hard to please man on earth... Let's see where do i begin? In college Jag was in love with this young lady they where together for three almost... four years, life was for the most part good they lived together, they had two cats, had a little family... JaG was close to graduating and she was only a semester behind... I think he intended on marrying this woman but didn't happen she told him she cheated and all his trust for people went out the window... JaG couldn't fathom loving someone that much ever again... so a few more relationship went by and JaG possibly never got all the way in (by that i mean he was still looking for better) so JaG was the cause of those break-ups...

JaG began to have expectations, HIGH EXPECTATIONS, VERY HIGH EXPECTATIONS... it seemed as if no one could live up to his standards... she had to have the intangibles, pretty eyes(no exceptions), freckles(maybe not but would be nice), pretty smile(definite), nice even body(always),Style(got have it), Class(manners and such)Driven and believes in God(speaks for itself), sense of humor(gotta laugh), Athletic(don't have to be all American but competitive yes), play video games( the Wii is fine), Surprisingly amazing sex or just amazing sex(everybody gotta stay pleased) so on and so forth...

Anyway... moving forward JaG was engaged but it didn't work out they had all kinds of outside forces( her parents, fake baby mom ma's) that hindered that...

then JaG dated the liar that broke off his engagement(a story for another day)... of course that didn't work she lied...

then JaG was alone for a while.. at this point he really narrowed down his options... JaG really had a list of all the things(all of the above plus some) he wanted in his head so Expectations may have been and understatement... but understand at this point JaG was getting kind of lonely... but JaG understood that he would find someone someday...

and he did but that didn't work cause he put some stupid ass disclaimer/expectations up that hindered her from just flowing and being herself so she left...

So we're to the now point... as you can see JaG has struggled to maintain an healthy adult relationship... his expectations have pretty much ruined all so i (Mr. Conscious) decide to make him drop all expectations and responsibilities and just love and let love. I came up with this idea after we finished reading this book called The Shack by William p. Young... it really hit home and JaG and i are learning all over again how to Love without conditions and expectations... now this is a task.... shew!!!

TOUCH ME TUESDAY

OK so I decided to do "Touch me Tuesday", cause Tuesday's the second day of the week not really special nothing specifically good about Tuesday like Monday Wednesday or Friday...

So here are the rules:

I'm going to write a sentence or two and you respond with a comment to add to the sentence on Wednesday i will post the full story we came up with. Sound good? I think so... the more creative minds the more interesting the story so pass the word.

SO here we go:

I woke up in a cold sweat in a dark room not really sure where i was. There was a unfamiliar amazingly beautiful woman laying next me the sheets on the bed were throw off and i don't remember one thing that happen.

So what happen? Touch me people!!!!

Randomness

Rarely do i not speak my heart
an aquired art
none touched by me none touched
do spark
omission is not
my mission
neo soul new but far from old
equals all i had to
say........
soul where did the randomness go?

Lookie

Yea that's me fooling around with the old photos
click click caught you peaking

Structure

So I've been brainstorming for about two weeks now about how i wanted to change my blog... but I'm not really sure how i wanna change it. My creative juices are always flowing but i don't want to make my blog brain surgery and or make my followers/y'all think to much even though i like to keep you think i just feel people get burnt out on trying to decipher things and understand poetic gibberish... but i don't wanna make it super structured cause that's not in my nature.

so i said all that to say this

Will you help me choose?

A. Structure: daily events or subjects mix with creative thoughts occasionally
B. Non-structure : the way it currently is... real mixed with creativity
C. Creative thinking : Nothing but creative pieces with a real background...

"River walk"

As we hold hands and walk around the riverfront the breezy night air passes through her hair. It makes me smile on the inside. It also makes me realize how the simplest things when your in love makes you smile. Our conversation has never being more intriguing. It's like our first date and were just getting to know each other but it's not. To watch her eyes light up as she expresses her love for the things that she does touches my heart. To hear her voice speak of the wonderful things in life makes me understand why i love her. There were no expectations with this walk none at all it was a spontaneous decision that sparked a flame that lit a light brighter than that of the sun. I know she notices my light i know she sees it i can only smile and think. How can this be it?

WEDNESDAYS WAR

This post should be called "Dumbshyt on Tuesday" or "Drunken Chronicles" ( cant use that Jillz might kill me)...LOL...

OK.... so a few friends of mine decide to hang out just have a few Drinks (key word FEW) cookout and chill nothing harmful in that nothing at all... right? You know the routine play some cards tell some stories talk gossip... play the dozens... clown around... not a full blown party but kicking it. SO.... we kicking it and someone(JAG) comes up with this ideal to play drinking games( WHY DID I DO THAT) Okay.... Let the games begin!!! We having fun taking shots.. Jag being the innovator he is thinks let's implement some extra rules to every game... SOOOO...

RULE #1 you have to drink your drink with you left hand if you get caught with your drink in your right hand the person that caught you yells Buffalo everyone joins in (chant style "Buffalo boom cat cat cat buffalo boom cat cat cat" get it?) until you chug your drink. I know right (that was so wrong of me). Guess who got caught first second and third....? Damn right Jag did. So after almost a two liters of alcohol things start to get harder to do like speak, pay attention, walk in a straight line, etc.

RULE #2 The person that gets dealt the Ace of spade is the thumb master if the thumb master puts their thumb on the table everyone has the put there thumb on the table the last to do so takes a drink or a shot which ever is convenient. (Jag was pretty good at that one). By the end of the night we had played about 5 different games and Jags pretty much done for....and he has the hardest time walking to the bedroom passes out and wakes up the next morning still drunk and off to work we go... What a wonderful feeling(Sike)

RULE #3 Don't get drunk during the week ever again. Cause wearing sunglasses in the building draws to much attention.

Have you ever gotten drunk on accident? if so how well did the things you had to do the next day get done?

Just Change

Yea, so my day has flown by had a quick lunch a short break and a 5 minute twitter session first thing this morning. As i go through my Blogg-ic-tionary i notice once that the moods have changed this week.... from this weekends breakups, marriage scares, and love lockdowns... to contest winners, comedy, and change. I specifically want to speak about change. During one of my several but failed but enlightening relationships my counterpart stated to me about her ex " grown ass men don't EVER change there ways the time for change is before you turn 21." She goes on to say that Men and women once set in their ways they don't change." and of course i had to disagree because i tend to play devil's advocate and i like it soooo... disagreed... because I've seen lots of "Ladies men/playas/manwhores" and "Princesses/Hoes/playettes" go from "getting around" to married... and happily married not divorced or separated. ya see i view it like this people wont change unless they want to.... Like any other thing the will to win comes from within and without the will and the want to... it just wont happen. I say people can change you gotta want to and take the necessary step to do so. What do you think?

"Yo Momma"

My mom would be any amazing character in a movie, sitcom, or even reality tv show (but shes really ill) anyway... she says and does some of the funniest stuff. So my mom and i were shooting the shit the other day. she was in the process of moving from my hometown to my current location. i got a house... she moved in my old apartment.. (long story)... anyway we're moving things in and she says "shew i'm thirsty",(clause: before i left the crib i made myself this little cocktail dragonberry rum and countrytime lemonade the shizz)... so i say "Take a drink of that." "What is it?" she responds in a whisper like she was hiding and didnt want anyone to hear. "Ma why you whispering?" i ask. Cause boy it's top secret like chinese words!!!" "What????"I fall out on the floor... she calls my stepdad in the building and says "Taste this" and he says the same thing why are you whispering? she says "cause the neighbors might hear us" still whispering. "Hear us doing what drinking, you crazy momma.. i said. Then she proceeds to say Yo momma!!! SMH wow!! Only my momma.

Minute Made

Yes i am original 100% pure squeezed... lol... As i go through my mondays list of blogs and read what most of my fellow bloggers are talking about I notice a slight similiarity in them all.

the number one topic this week or weekend has been Arguments... now i very rarely think im wrong, so i totally understand not agruing with fools cause people from a distance can't tell who is who... i also would rather to agree to disargee than fight but i also like to listen to the other persons point of view before i do.

Now the second most popular topic is Marriage: NO comment... Gotta find the one first.

The third most popular topic is Love: And with this topic i often struggle because Love is a difficult thing to handle especially if it's from an outside source... You see love from your family is unconditional it's suppose to be there regardless of issues, hang-ups, health reason, etc,. But when i comes from someone outside your bloodline that's when it gets confusing cause if you're a Christian then you should understand that Love is what this whole world we live in is all about. the Circle of life, the truth, relationships and the law we are suppose to live by. love is difficult. period.