WEDNESDAYS WAR

This post should be called "Dumbshyt on Tuesday" or "Drunken Chronicles" ( cant use that Jillz might kill me)...LOL...

OK.... so a few friends of mine decide to hang out just have a few Drinks (key word FEW) cookout and chill nothing harmful in that nothing at all... right? You know the routine play some cards tell some stories talk gossip... play the dozens... clown around... not a full blown party but kicking it. SO.... we kicking it and someone(JAG) comes up with this ideal to play drinking games( WHY DID I DO THAT) Okay.... Let the games begin!!! We having fun taking shots.. Jag being the innovator he is thinks let's implement some extra rules to every game... SOOOO...

RULE #1 you have to drink your drink with you left hand if you get caught with your drink in your right hand the person that caught you yells Buffalo everyone joins in (chant style "Buffalo boom cat cat cat buffalo boom cat cat cat" get it?) until you chug your drink. I know right (that was so wrong of me). Guess who got caught first second and third....? Damn right Jag did. So after almost a two liters of alcohol things start to get harder to do like speak, pay attention, walk in a straight line, etc.

RULE #2 The person that gets dealt the Ace of spade is the thumb master if the thumb master puts their thumb on the table everyone has the put there thumb on the table the last to do so takes a drink or a shot which ever is convenient. (Jag was pretty good at that one). By the end of the night we had played about 5 different games and Jags pretty much done for....and he has the hardest time walking to the bedroom passes out and wakes up the next morning still drunk and off to work we go... What a wonderful feeling(Sike)

RULE #3 Don't get drunk during the week ever again. Cause wearing sunglasses in the building draws to much attention.

Have you ever gotten drunk on accident? if so how well did the things you had to do the next day get done?