Showing posts with label o wow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label o wow. Show all posts

Monday, March 7, 2011

Man-cation...

Black Bike Weekend...
"Yo Ray wait up man, make sure we have everything," Victor said as he trotted out of the hotel room. "I'm sure we have everything, plus if we don't get to the club soon they might not let us in for free." "Man you know we were the life of the party last night, that's why we get in free tonight!" Victor responded. "Oh, yeah man and good job hooking up with the club owner Tracey, she is fine as hell."  "Yeah, you right she is fine as hell and who would have thought the owner of the club would be in the middle of the dance floor, cutting up dropping it like its hot, doing the splits...What was that one move she did? I think she called it the fresh leg. ha ha ha she reinvented the stanky leg." "Ay don't trip cause Ms. Dirty ain't no joke either." Raymond said. "Man, put your helmet on and lets get over to the club."

As they zoom through the city the lights on the Ferris wheel at the pavilion were the only things to light up the sky, the moon was cut into thirds by thin foggy clouds and the stars playing hide and seek. Raymond and Victor have been friends for more than ten years and have been riding their bikes together every year since they could ride, but this was their first year at black bike weekend, mainly because Victor was married and his wife was crazy, at least that's what Ray always said.

As they pulled up to the club Ray revved up the engine on his Hayabusa just to alert all the bystanders that the party had arrived to the club. Both of the lines to get into the club were stretched around each side the the building. It looked like black friday at Walmart. It really didn't matter to Vic and Ray, they never stood in line no matter what city, state, or country they were in, some how one of them knew a bouncer, DJ, or Owner.  As the Dynamic Duo strutted past the crowd, the whispers started. "Who the hell they think they are?  I've been standing in line for an hour and my feet hurt," one young woman exclaimed. Upon reaching the middle door the looks of disgust got worst. The crowd got more and more rowdy the longer Ray and Vic waited for the mirrored tinted doors to open. "Ay, Shawty those doors don't open, get ya asses to the back of the line," some guy yelled from the middle of the crowd. Not too long after that, all 7 foot 2 inches 390 pounds of Big J comes to the door and says "Tracey and Ms Dirty have been waiting on you two." The hallway that Big J led them down seemed to be mirrored on the outside because they noticed everyone primping themselves in it. "Ay! Yo Big J! Where the hell you taking us man?" Victor asked nervously. "Vic chill out Bruh, you company of Tracey, ya'll get the royal treatment."  "Oh ok but last night we were in the club, tonight did we even enter the club?"  "Ha ha ha," Big J laughed with a sinister tone. After like two lefts and three rights and a short elevator ride, the platinum elevator doors opened and there they sat, in the middle of a glass dance floor at a table that over looked all 5000 square feet of the club.  "Yo Ray, did you see those whips and shit on the walls on the way up here?" Victor whispered in Ray's ear as they approached the table.... 

Saturday, March 6, 2010

And today is the day

If you just now starting to journey with jag 
you might wanna go back and check my swagAnd today is the day
and i must say
there's not enough light in my life
get it got it good
go thru all truths
and then watch the hearts move
nevertheless settle the rest and hold it in till you the best
fuck what they talking about don't hold your mouth
speak out...
Hot damn
if there was a moment when i need a moment
and today is the day
welcome to the wonderful world of gold plated...
cause and effect...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

A true playa

So... i pretty much study people the way they interact the way they treat others and their character in itself. I have an associate that is a true playa (sexing different woman every week with a faithful lady and kids at home) I've never been a part of some of the stories and things this guy can pull off... but Ive heard stories and seen proof... he's almost like a super hero but with cruel intentions... (so he would be a villain...duh jag) but anyway some of the capers he pulls off are amazing and the people he pulls them off with are even more amazing... (can you sense the sarcasm) I'm not sure what he says to them but from the stories he tells he has a 100% suck-sex rating... and the stories are elaborate... he includes descriptions of houses, body parts, and even post-day messages from the victims or ladies he's slept with... so they have to be true... I have a question for both the guys and the ladies.

Ladies/Fellas have you ever just wanted and went through with just having sex no strings? Why?

And would you do it if you had a significant other at home with kids?

Am i hating?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Wednesdays WAR

As i wake up refreshed from a amazing nights sleep i realize my mind is still in dream mode, it's not like that daze you fall into when you are day dreaming this was a full on dream while i was wide awake... So my man's morning starts like this... Yawn! Hit the Alarm! Wipe the sleep from ones eyes... sit up... say morning prayer... I sleep naked so grab the Raphael Lauren man towel with Velcro around the waist... stand up stretch... and proceed to the bathroom... once in the bathroom fight with morning wood to aim and shoot... about what seems like ten minutes later shake and flush... Two steps to the right.... mirror... Aw you look amazing sarcasm to self... wash hands... splash face warm water...get the neutrogena left corner of the sink proceed to wash face... 2-5 minutes later dab face dry... grab toothbrush right corner of the sink in metallic holder... always pre brush teeth this is just a water brush to get all the nightly flavors out... then add tooth paste normally it's a wintry mint plus white with cavity control...5 minutes later rinse and spit.... mirror... Now that's what I'm talking about... proceed to dresser grab under garments I don't own tightie whiteys so boxers or boxer briefs if I'm feeling myself...socks and wife beater( A-shirt) check... proceed to closet... clothes are preplanned 3 fits ready and ironed so no time is wasted in the morning... if attitude is different in the morning clothes are different... mirror... o yeah big cheesy smile if I'm feeling myself... if not just a wassup head nod...

But this morning was different... it kind of went like this... french horns in the distance... morning sir(British accent) the CEO of my company says to me... Morning.. he claps...clap clap... and all of a sudden Jillz, Sydni, Mich and Kat come out of nowhere to escort me to the bathroom... O wow...proceed...man towel applied "no hands"... clap clap... shake and flush "no hands"... this time i took a shower in the morning which i rarely do but... clap clap... the royal penis is clean your highness...Um WOW that was refreshing... clothes applied now no hands... kisses, humps, and hugs thank you ladies i greatly appre..ciate... check mirror... and then

snapped out of it back to reality... smh...UM... Wednesdays war... dreaming about these ladies so not cool... sorry ladies but Jamie said blame it on the alcohol sooooo let's just forget about this:
WEDNESDAYS WAR

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Mental massage mission simon says

As a kid i used to love the game Simon says and I'd like to play... pay attention...

Only 1 rule once you start you can't stop read at your own risk!!! Just kidding.

As you follow along reading each word...
Getting a better understand of the truths within my brain...
Take a deep breath...
Smile...
Now say "whew that was good"... (mental orgasm)...
Next i would like you to look to your right...
Then look to your left...
Shrug your shoulders and wavy...(Hi I'm waving back)...
Pause...
If you have not done this yet start over and do it i promise you'll feel better...
If you have don't worry about the people in your office looking at you they'll wavy back....
Now close your eyes count to ten....
Tell me in the comment section did you feel it..
Mental massage...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Art of Connection part 2

I get off the plane and there she stood with a sign with my name on it hearts and flowers (you know in high school bubble letters)waiting on me... the whole plane trip i was anxiously awaiting my first encounter with her we talked over text, email, IM, but never in person. I'm nervous... shit i should be she beautiful,intelligent and an all around good person. I digress... So i walk up to her drop my bags and give her a great big hug, one of those hugs that's more like an embrace...you know.. i wanna feel your soul next to mine type. She kind of moaned in my ear and says "You smell good" , Thank you so do you i reply as i thought to myself... Damn she's even finer in person... and her freckles were so cute i just wanted to lick her face...

OK, so I get my things in her car and she says "You are in my town now i have a whole weekend planned and it's starts with dinner right now. We get back to her condo and she cooks up this amazing meal O my was it delicious and it was like 4 courses with desert...

So after we ate she says lets take a long walk and discuss life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. She was very intriguing, and driven i could not take my focus off her as we walked through the moonlight.

As we make it back to the condo i stop her at the doorstep in mid sentence and kiss her passionately are tongues dance a slow sexy dance. When i pull away she says Ooh and i kiss her neck and say in her ear" I've been waiting on this moment this whole trip my chance to touch you. Our chance to connect deeper than ever then she grabs my shirt pulls me in and kisses me again. She unlocks the door while we kiss. Her moans are beginning to turn me on. We fumble through the condo connected at the lips until we get to the bedroom. She starts to say something and... Shhhh lay back relax she leaned back on the bed i hover over her body, kiss her forehead then, the bridge of her nose as soon as she cracked a smile i kissed her cheeks then her chin and then... and then...

Monday, June 22, 2009

New shoes



So i set several goals in 05 when i turned 25 and one of those was to get some shoes for my car before i turn 30 and guess what i did this weekend?

Ok ok ok stop guessing... I got my car some new shoes this weekend..to your right are the rims with my reflexion in store->
below you are my rims on car ->

"yea they 20's but i keep them clean tho" so I'm excited first time in life I've ever had rims... I've had 6 cars always had speakers in the trunk( i like to feel my music) but never had rims so i sounded good and looked good but never shined all the way. Now "ole pearl" that's what i call her.... got her some 20" stilettos.... Let's get it!!!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Scene setting part 4 of 4

CRASH!
I stand up...."what the hell...."


"Um...aha... I'm sorry" i said, as she looks at me like i smacked her. What the hell are you doing in here.
"Well ma'am what had happen was i....i...i was finished fixing the air conditioner and i kind of got hot up in the attic and when i came down i...uh... wanted some water but i notice you... uh... was...uh... sleeping and you looked so peaceful that i didn't wanna wake you so i...uh...thought it would be OK if i just got some water."

"Hold on she interjected you just thought it was OK to roam around my house looking for water?"

Well...uh?

"NO it's not OK!! And now look at you; you dropped my Cornish hen out of the frig what the hell was you doing in my refrigerator!!!"

"I was uh getting Ice for the water.

Ice! Ice! Wah?

As I'm watching her face turn red during my whole sorry story i realize how sexy she really is...
"Oh My Gosh... I'm sorry i was just thirsty and u were sleeping".

"Come here... let me tell you something she said as i was picking the hen up off the floor. I finish my glass of water put the glass in the sink and walk around the island in the middle of the kitchen. She just stood there with her hands on her hips as if i had really disappointed her. When we got face to face she was shorter then me so i was looking down at her but I was still afraid to ask cause she looked so angry yet so beautiful...

"Um... you had something to tell me?".

"Yes, thank you for fixing my air and your OK with the water as long as u didn't break anything I'm fine" she said with a cute little smirk on her face. As if she had something else on her mind. While she was saying this i notice that her blouse was partially open and i don't know if it was the bra or her breast that were calling me but i couldn't stop.... Oh my God she is kissing me what is going on...

"I've been wanting to do this since you walked in the door" she exclaimed as she grabbed the back of my head and proceeded to kiss me. So i began to kiss back wow she's an amazing kisser perfect soft lips. She begins to pull on my zipper on my coveralls I could not be in a better place right now. I'm not sure what is really going on but I'm just going with the flow so i unbutton the last three buttons on her blouse and slide her blouse off as we continued to kiss. She finally gets my zipper to unzip and pulls it down to my waist.

"O my!" she said as she starts to rub on my arms and chest. "Lets see what we have under here" she says while she pulls up my tank top and takes it off. She looks up at me and she begins to run her fingers from my chest to my waistline when her hand grazed my abs my stomach quivered. We kiss again and she says "come here i wanna show you something" she grabs my hand leaving her blouse and my tank top on her kitchen floor and walks me to the bedroom.

When we get in the bedroom she turns me around, pushes my coveralls down around my ankles, and pushes me back on the bed. She turned around slowly and playfully sliding her pants down to reveal her lacy Victoria secret boy shorts...


hahaha
THE END
(thanks Jillz for participating)

Friday, June 12, 2009

The White Dress!!!


Thanks to Tawny's photo shoot i had and ideal...
http://intricatelyt.blogspot.com/
Running out of gas was the least of my worries this morning. As i walk up this long whined road i see someone coming my way. "She" amazing stood short in statue but tall in beauty and elegance. Her no shooed walk convinced me, she had confidence. The closer we got the easier it was to see her confidence the glow she had made me smile. The gas can seemed to get heavy as we past one another. " Hi" was all i could say knowing deep down i needed to find a gas station. With a sweet melodic voice she says "Hello" I damn near melted as the dimples showed in her cheeks as she smiled at me. I quickly turn away attempting not to stare and continue on my walk of shame. When i turned back for the last time i noticed she was looking back at me i tipped my hat slightly, with a wavy of her hand the angel with the white dress on disappeared. Damn!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Lookie

Old soul
Yea that's me fooling around with the old photos
click click caught you peaking

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

WEDNESDAYS WAR

This post should be called "Dumbshyt on Tuesday" or "Drunken Chronicles" ( cant use that Jillz might kill me)...LOL...

OK.... so a few friends of mine decide to hang out just have a few Drinks (key word FEW) cookout and chill nothing harmful in that nothing at all... right? You know the routine play some cards tell some stories talk gossip... play the dozens... clown around... not a full blown party but kicking it. SO.... we kicking it and someone(JAG) comes up with this ideal to play drinking games( WHY DID I DO THAT) Okay.... Let the games begin!!! We having fun taking shots.. Jag being the innovator he is thinks let's implement some extra rules to every game... SOOOO...

RULE #1 you have to drink your drink with you left hand if you get caught with your drink in your right hand the person that caught you yells Buffalo everyone joins in (chant style "Buffalo boom cat cat cat buffalo boom cat cat cat" get it?) until you chug your drink. I know right (that was so wrong of me). Guess who got caught first second and third....? Damn right Jag did. So after almost a two liters of alcohol things start to get harder to do like speak, pay attention, walk in a straight line, etc.

RULE #2 The person that gets dealt the Ace of spade is the thumb master if the thumb master puts their thumb on the table everyone has the put there thumb on the table the last to do so takes a drink or a shot which ever is convenient. (Jag was pretty good at that one). By the end of the night we had played about 5 different games and Jags pretty much done for....and he has the hardest time walking to the bedroom passes out and wakes up the next morning still drunk and off to work we go... What a wonderful feeling(Sike)

RULE #3 Don't get drunk during the week ever again. Cause wearing sunglasses in the building draws to much attention.

Have you ever gotten drunk on accident? if so how well did the things you had to do the next day get done?




Monday, June 1, 2009

"Yo Momma"

My mom would be any amazing character in a movie, sitcom, or even reality tv show (but shes really ill) anyway... she says and does some of the funniest stuff. So my mom and i were shooting the shit the other day. she was in the process of moving from my hometown to my current location. i got a house... she moved in my old apartment.. (long story)... anyway we're moving things in and she says "shew i'm thirsty",(clause: before i left the crib i made myself this little cocktail dragonberry rum and countrytime lemonade the shizz)... so i say "Take a drink of that." "What is it?" she responds in a whisper like she was hiding and didnt want anyone to hear. "Ma why you whispering?" i ask. Cause boy it's top secret like chinese words!!!" "What????"I fall out on the floor... she calls my stepdad in the building and says "Taste this" and he says the same thing why are you whispering? she says "cause the neighbors might hear us" still whispering. "Hear us doing what drinking, you crazy momma.. i said. Then she proceeds to say Yo momma!!! SMH wow!! Only my momma.

Friday, May 29, 2009

My life is like a movie

So i am notorious for riding around town with no gas in my car... i could have a pocket full of money but choose not to buy gas but really it's not me not buying gas it's me forgetting to put gas in my car i just dont look at the gas hand often cause i just assume that i got gas it's so expensive ( in a mocking tone) that i just fill up everytime i go to the gas station which is not often at all you would think i get good gas mileage but hell no!!!! i drive a Lincoln now what Lincoln you know get's good gas mileage..(dont say the LS). ummmm none!!!! Anyway so i get on the E-way (expressway) thinking im gonna go somewhere and Ole Pearl (that's what i call her) act like she dont wanna get a move on... and we stop...

in the mist of Ole Pearl stopping my mom calls and says i need you to come get me right now(she dont have a car) and im like why she's like your step dad got in a car wreck so im freaking out on the inside but being me i stay calm and say ok momma i be there shortly

... as you know im standing on the E-way with no gas... It's a good thing i come well equiped with a gas can full in the trunk put my gallon in and keep it moving! Get to my mom's spot she get in the car like boy why it smell like gas in your car? My Life is like a Movie!!! M.L.I.L.A.M!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Is it you?


LOOK!!!
I told the masses before I Am Not Perfect!
I make mistakes everyone does
I guess Im not that guy you thought I was
Were back to the beginning
Back to the beginning of the end
We all know Im defensive but thats not a sin
I am constantly fighting a battle I can not win
But then again
Nope
I will not win
But
She knows I care
She knows the truth
Matter of fact she knows who she is
She knows who
Automatically she thinks
Is he talk bout me
Yep
Im talking to you
About you
For you
if your not she
then you'll know
SEE!!!



it's YOU.

Friday, April 17, 2009

By Chance...

From across the room i notice her, she was approximately 5'5 and if i had to guess 1/2 inches tall. Light brown skin kind of honey complected, her hair was sort of short about to her chin. I couldn't really get a good look at her because the lights started to flicker faster.. (song change) So, of course to get a closer look i had to swoop across the room through everybody moving. As I smoothly move through the crowd i notice her looking at me, we caught eyes and it felt like she was luring me to her. Then i blinked and i was to the bar, the bartender was dancing flipping bottles exciting the crowd with his shot glass tricks. I turned to look up at the DJ to see if she noticed that i was in the building and of course she did she pointed to me as she grooved. "BIG shout out the my man --- in the building!!!" I raised my hands and blew her a kiss. I as i turned back to the bar i notice the young lady was closer. "Good not far to go after i get my drink i thought to myself." What would you like sir? Let me get a Shot of Patron and a Ciroc on the rocks. As i took my shot i realized she had moved and was no longer that close to me but its alright i have a surprise... so i cruise over to the DJ booth. "Hey DJ will you play my song" i say with a chuckle, "Of course i will ---," she replied. Muah.. kiss the DJ on her cheek and i begin to make my way to the Mystery woman! Gracefully i made my way back through the crowd this time straight to her we caught eyes once more this time interrupted by the DJ "This song goes out to all you lovely ladies out there from---!!!" As my song began to come on. Check... breath... speak to her " hey how you doing I'm---".. "I already know!"... "How you know me?" ... "I know everything about you"... "O really?"... "I heard it through the grapevine that you can do my body damn fine and i really want to get to know you"... "WOO!"

Thursday, April 9, 2009

who am i

Truthfully
I am not who you think i am
I am not who you say i am
am i ?
I am what I say i am I am ?
I am the cause to a lot of pain
i am the one who changed the game
i am not the one to fall out for
i am that guy that bitter BITCHES talk about
i am the one to take you higher
i am a liar
i am stupid
i am
i am the one you love to love
i am the one you love to hate
i am the one you'd love to date
i am what i am
i am NOT SORRY
because I'll do it again
PERIOD

Thursday, March 19, 2009

LOok HeRe

Good morning!!!!

Honestly if your reading this either its not morning anymore or you just so happen to stumble across this blog well welcome... And thank you for taking the time out to read/listen/ entertain your imagination with my mental voice. So... if this is your first time reading me please go back throughout my blogs and choose one or two and read them... my favorites are some of the first entries like "Seems like Ur ready", "The infamous kiss"... Unlike some bloggers i tend to write more creatively but for some reason i feel like running my mouth right now... Now pay attention cause my thoughts are run-on sentences that never really end and i have to say what i think else i get flabbergasted and frustrated... so i write to relieve stress, reveal dreams, to acknowledge people and to express my mind and soul!!!

O Shout out section:
Yes Yes I follow a lot of people I am fans/friends/ just plain stalkers probably to some.... with that said this is the shout out section:
My Mom ( my strength) "Keep your eyes on the prize boy!"
My Nanny aka Grandmother (my Idol) " You can do all things through Christ"
Danielle:( my heart) "I see your Halo"
Benecia, Anton, Askia: (my besties) "The Chief aka ATL's #1 bartender" ," Malik The pretty one"and "The Queen of the Hills" ha ha!!
Leah Labelle & Zewdy: ( The song birds) " I get chills just thinking about them singing", and Leah is also an artist, plus you can check both these ladies out on you-tube.
Alexis Belon: (The east coast mentality)" Gotta love it"
Janay (The Bus ride)" What's in the secret box"
Jillian ( The Faithful response) Always encouraging to know someone reading.
There are many more blogs i follow please check them out.
Enough shout outs....
well the daily experience is just about over enjoy enjoy!!!