Mental massage mission simon says

As a kid i used to love the game Simon says and I'd like to play... pay attention...

Only 1 rule once you start you can't stop read at your own risk!!! Just kidding.

As you follow along reading each word...
Getting a better understand of the truths within my brain...
Take a deep breath...
Smile...
Now say "whew that was good"... (mental orgasm)...
Next i would like you to look to your right...
Then look to your left...
Shrug your shoulders and wavy...(Hi I'm waving back)...
Pause...
If you have not done this yet start over and do it i promise you'll feel better...
If you have don't worry about the people in your office looking at you they'll wavy back....
Now close your eyes count to ten....
Tell me in the comment section did you feel it..
Mental massage...