"Yo Momma"

My mom would be any amazing character in a movie, sitcom, or even reality tv show (but shes really ill) anyway... she says and does some of the funniest stuff. So my mom and i were shooting the shit the other day. she was in the process of moving from my hometown to my current location. i got a house... she moved in my old apartment.. (long story)... anyway we're moving things in and she says "shew i'm thirsty",(clause: before i left the crib i made myself this little cocktail dragonberry rum and countrytime lemonade the shizz)... so i say "Take a drink of that." "What is it?" she responds in a whisper like she was hiding and didnt want anyone to hear. "Ma why you whispering?" i ask. Cause boy it's top secret like chinese words!!!" "What????"I fall out on the floor... she calls my stepdad in the building and says "Taste this" and he says the same thing why are you whispering? she says "cause the neighbors might hear us" still whispering. "Hear us doing what drinking, you crazy momma.. i said. Then she proceeds to say Yo momma!!! SMH wow!! Only my momma.