As i wake up refreshed from a amazing nights sleep i realize my mind is still in dream mode, it's not like that daze you fall into when you are day dreaming this was a full on dream while i was wide awake... So my man's morning starts like this... Yawn! Hit the Alarm! Wipe the sleep from ones eyes... sit up... say morning prayer... I sleep naked so grab the Raphael Lauren man towel with Velcro around the waist... stand up stretch... and proceed to the bathroom... once in the bathroom fight with morning wood to aim and shoot... about what seems like ten minutes later shake and flush... Two steps to the right.... mirror... Aw you look amazing sarcasm to self... wash hands... splash face warm water...get the neutrogena left corner of the sink proceed to wash face... 2-5 minutes later dab face dry... grab toothbrush right corner of the sink in metallic holder... always pre brush teeth this is just a water brush to get all the nightly flavors out... then add tooth paste normally it's a wintry mint plus white with cavity control...5 minutes later rinse and spit.... mirror... Now that's what I'm talking about... proceed to dresser grab under garments I don't own tightie whiteys so boxers or boxer briefs if I'm feeling myself...socks and wife beater( A-shirt) check... proceed to closet... clothes are preplanned 3 fits ready and ironed so no time is wasted in the morning... if attitude is different in the morning clothes are different... mirror... o yeah big cheesy smile if I'm feeling myself... if not just a wassup head nod...
But this morning was different... it kind of went like this... french horns in the distance... morning sir(British accent) the CEO of my company says to me... Morning.. he claps...clap clap... and all of a sudden Jillz, Sydni, Mich and Kat come out of nowhere to escort me to the bathroom... O wow...proceed...man towel applied "no hands"... clap clap... shake and flush "no hands"... this time i took a shower in the morning which i rarely do but... clap clap... the royal penis is clean your highness...Um WOW that was refreshing... clothes applied now no hands... kisses, humps, and hugs thank you ladies i greatly appre..ciate... check mirror... and then
snapped out of it back to reality... smh...UM... Wednesdays war... dreaming about these ladies so not cool... sorry ladies but Jamie said blame it on the alcohol sooooo let's just forget about this:
WEDNESDAYS WAR
6 comments:
lol.......i already know what J's first question would be........LMAO.....
Good Morning JaG :)
....wow.......
Now looking up Sydni, Mich and Kat.
Jillz and I already have a contract. :)
This is very Hump Day Appropriate
Yes! yes! WOW.. indeed... You got Sydnimichael- Liberation, Mich-who is mich, and Kat aka ms downlow mydownlowlife
ROFLMAO @ contract...he went there
I love your writing, and thanks for letting me creep into your dreams.
I've been struggling with my own fantasies JaG!
Wouldn't mind helping you chop down some morning wood, but my plate is a bit full right now.
Katlynne LaSalle
aka ms downlow
www.mydownlowlife.blogspot.com
oh wow.... when you commented on my blog saying there was a shout out to me on yours, i didnt realize it would have anything to do with morning wood/dreams/other hot blogger ladies but hey.... i liked it ;)
GOOD morning JaG !!
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