My life is like a movie

So i am notorious for riding around town with no gas in my car... i could have a pocket full of money but choose not to buy gas but really it's not me not buying gas it's me forgetting to put gas in my car i just dont look at the gas hand often cause i just assume that i got gas it's so expensive ( in a mocking tone) that i just fill up everytime i go to the gas station which is not often at all you would think i get good gas mileage but hell no!!!! i drive a Lincoln now what Lincoln you know get's good gas mileage..(dont say the LS). ummmm none!!!! Anyway so i get on the E-way (expressway) thinking im gonna go somewhere and Ole Pearl (that's what i call her) act like she dont wanna get a move on... and we stop...

in the mist of Ole Pearl stopping my mom calls and says i need you to come get me right now(she dont have a car) and im like why she's like your step dad got in a car wreck so im freaking out on the inside but being me i stay calm and say ok momma i be there shortly

... as you know im standing on the E-way with no gas... It's a good thing i come well equiped with a gas can full in the trunk put my gallon in and keep it moving! Get to my mom's spot she get in the car like boy why it smell like gas in your car? My Life is like a Movie!!! M.L.I.L.A.M!