WEDNESDAYS WAR

This post should be called "Dumbshyt on Tuesday" or "Drunken Chronicles" ( cant use that Jillz might kill me)...LOL...

OK.... so a few friends of mine decide to hang out just have a few Drinks (key word FEW) cookout and chill nothing harmful in that nothing at all... right? You know the routine play some cards tell some stories talk gossip... play the dozens... clown around... not a full blown party but kicking it. SO.... we kicking it and someone(JAG) comes up with this ideal to play drinking games( WHY DID I DO THAT) Okay.... Let the games begin!!! We having fun taking shots.. Jag being the innovator he is thinks let's implement some extra rules to every game... SOOOO...

RULE #1 you have to drink your drink with you left hand if you get caught with your drink in your right hand the person that caught you yells Buffalo everyone joins in (chant style "Buffalo boom cat cat cat buffalo boom cat cat cat" get it?) until you chug your drink. I know right (that was so wrong of me). Guess who got caught first second and third....? Damn right Jag did. So after almost a two liters of alcohol things start to get harder to do like speak, pay attention, walk in a straight line, etc.

RULE #2 The person that gets dealt the Ace of spade is the thumb master if the thumb master puts their thumb on the table everyone has the put there thumb on the table the last to do so takes a drink or a shot which ever is convenient. (Jag was pretty good at that one). By the end of the night we had played about 5 different games and Jags pretty much done for....and he has the hardest time walking to the bedroom passes out and wakes up the next morning still drunk and off to work we go... What a wonderful feeling(Sike)

RULE #3 Don't get drunk during the week ever again. Cause wearing sunglasses in the building draws to much attention.

Have you ever gotten drunk on accident? if so how well did the things you had to do the next day get done?

Just Change

Yea, so my day has flown by had a quick lunch a short break and a 5 minute twitter session first thing this morning. As i go through my Blogg-ic-tionary i notice once that the moods have changed this week.... from this weekends breakups, marriage scares, and love lockdowns... to contest winners, comedy, and change. I specifically want to speak about change. During one of my several but failed but enlightening relationships my counterpart stated to me about her ex " grown ass men don't EVER change there ways the time for change is before you turn 21." She goes on to say that Men and women once set in their ways they don't change." and of course i had to disagree because i tend to play devil's advocate and i like it soooo... disagreed... because I've seen lots of "Ladies men/playas/manwhores" and "Princesses/Hoes/playettes" go from "getting around" to married... and happily married not divorced or separated. ya see i view it like this people wont change unless they want to.... Like any other thing the will to win comes from within and without the will and the want to... it just wont happen. I say people can change you gotta want to and take the necessary step to do so. What do you think?

"Yo Momma"

My mom would be any amazing character in a movie, sitcom, or even reality tv show (but shes really ill) anyway... she says and does some of the funniest stuff. So my mom and i were shooting the shit the other day. she was in the process of moving from my hometown to my current location. i got a house... she moved in my old apartment.. (long story)... anyway we're moving things in and she says "shew i'm thirsty",(clause: before i left the crib i made myself this little cocktail dragonberry rum and countrytime lemonade the shizz)... so i say "Take a drink of that." "What is it?" she responds in a whisper like she was hiding and didnt want anyone to hear. "Ma why you whispering?" i ask. Cause boy it's top secret like chinese words!!!" "What????"I fall out on the floor... she calls my stepdad in the building and says "Taste this" and he says the same thing why are you whispering? she says "cause the neighbors might hear us" still whispering. "Hear us doing what drinking, you crazy momma.. i said. Then she proceeds to say Yo momma!!! SMH wow!! Only my momma.

Minute Made

Yes i am original 100% pure squeezed... lol... As i go through my mondays list of blogs and read what most of my fellow bloggers are talking about I notice a slight similiarity in them all.

the number one topic this week or weekend has been Arguments... now i very rarely think im wrong, so i totally understand not agruing with fools cause people from a distance can't tell who is who... i also would rather to agree to disargee than fight but i also like to listen to the other persons point of view before i do.

Now the second most popular topic is Marriage: NO comment... Gotta find the one first.

The third most popular topic is Love: And with this topic i often struggle because Love is a difficult thing to handle especially if it's from an outside source... You see love from your family is unconditional it's suppose to be there regardless of issues, hang-ups, health reason, etc,. But when i comes from someone outside your bloodline that's when it gets confusing cause if you're a Christian then you should understand that Love is what this whole world we live in is all about. the Circle of life, the truth, relationships and the law we are suppose to live by. love is difficult. period.