Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Penis Monologues- "The Christening"

The phone rang three times 
that's my line
"Hello"
"Hey"
"Its about time"
"Yeah you must have been waiting on my call"
"Sure was but that's not all "
"Oh i know that's the reason for my call
my mom just left and went to the mall
She said she'd be gone for a long time
So why dont you come over and see my..."
"Well i'll tell you that later
just make your way herre"
WOW!!
Ten minutes later i was walking in the door
she took her jeans off and threw them in the floor
she unzipped my pants real aggressive like
It was fitting for her cause most people thought she was a dike
But she wasn't and i was glad
'Cause this next moment i had
She leaned back
Soaking wet
i entered with caution but i held no slack
She moaned kind of loud
 that was that
Splat!