..How get'm hooked!!... CAUSE JAG SAID SO!

This post is the first installment of my CAUSE JAG SAID SO...question answer session
If you have any questions situations or problems you need help with please feel free to ask me 

So im having a friendly chat with a real good friend on mine and all of a sudden in the middle of the conversation she says am i ever going to get married? In my head i'm thinking sheeeeeit I dunno but being the gentleman i am i hit her with the flex and said "of course you will your a great girl grown and sexy full of passion, love, strength, and loyalty." Well damn why the hell did i do that... here comes the (since jag thinks so maybe he knows something i don't)Questions.

HER: So what should i do then?
HER: How can i make him want to marry me? 
Well are you sure you want to marry him? (the reassurance question)
HER: Yes of course i am he's blah blah blah (the general good guy BS)
What are his cons i see you got all his pros down pat?(the information getter)
HER: Well he sometimes leaves the toilet seat up... and sometime when he puts it down he sprinkles... 
Ok TMI i really don't wanna hear about another mans toliet sprinkles..lol.. but if thats the only flaw he has then he's just not that into you i kid i kid... 
HER: JAG STOP PLAYING
Ok but forreeal what you need to do is suck more, cook more, and f**k more ... (two pill answer)
Take two of these and call me in a week...lol..
HER: Jag are you sure?
Have i ever lied to you try it and call me next week!!!

Who am I

So i've been blogging over a year now and i realized just today that i really haven't reveal a lot about WHO I AM! My name is JaQuar (JaC WaR) D. Sanders. I was born and raised in Louisville, Kentucky( Home of Muhammad Ali, and the Biggest horse race in the world). I have five sisters(hence casanova nickname), four older one younger. My mom is mixed her dad is indian and white and her mom is black and indian so i am a true 25% white 50% black 25% indian...but i check African american non hispanic in the census box...OK oK..   I Graduated from the University of Louisville BA's in Communication and Sociology... I was on the football team.  I also played 5 years of arena football. I've been writing creatively most of my life. I completed a book in college but I'm still unsure how to publish it so i'm still sitting on it. Now im blogging cause my mind sometimes gets clutter with lots of random thoughts and i like to know what others think about my thoughts but here lately noone seems to be reading... Gosh realilty TV i mean really scripted tv. i may just start Vloging but im not fond of talking to myself outloud. Well that's a short clip of who i am... wanna know more befriend me on facebook or twitter. www.twitter.com/mrjagsanders ... enuff said!

Survey Time!!!

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1. What attracted you to my blog?or how did you find out about it? 
2. What keeps you coming back?
3. What would you like to see change?
4. Do you feel connected to this blog? if not why?
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6. Am i asking to many questions?
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Penis Monologues "I get angry too"

My penis is mad

Na Na my penis is angry

Shit my penis is both
My penis is ma-ngry

You wanna know why

At birth the doctor cut skin off his neck

which makes his head sensitive as heck 

At twelve he wakes up drowning in a puddle of semen

At thirteen he has this weird bush growing at the base of his knees man! 

they call it puberity

At sixteen he meets vagina

and he lost his virginity

At eighteen he's addicted to vagina

and needs serenity 

At twenty he bought this jacket named trojan

he hated wearing it because it choked him

At twenty-one he was at the top of his game

he and his jacket made him a household name 

At twenty-five his twin neighbors turn blue

cause vagina was teasing him and wouldn't let him cum through

At thirty he get's anemia and loses his strength

and everybody blames him for what his body thinks

At forty he goes over the hill 

cause he's made a legacy and will soon need a pill 

then he gets sick and quickly falls like niagra

At fifty he gets the pill and it's called viagra

It's not fun at all being played with and jacked

but he says he "guess its better than getting hacked or catching the flu"

but dont get it twisted cause

"I get angry too"