This post is the first installment of my CAUSE JAG SAID SO...question answer session
If you have any questions situations or problems you need help with please feel free to ask me
So im having a friendly chat with a real good friend on mine and all of a sudden in the middle of the conversation she says am i ever going to get married? In my head i'm thinking sheeeeeit I dunno but being the gentleman i am i hit her with the flex and said "of course you will your a great girl grown and sexy full of passion, love, strength, and loyalty." Well damn why the hell did i do that... here comes the (since jag thinks so maybe he knows something i don't)Questions.
HER: So what should i do then?
HER: How can i make him want to marry me?
Well are you sure you want to marry him? (the reassurance question)
HER: Yes of course i am he's blah blah blah (the general good guy BS)
What are his cons i see you got all his pros down pat?(the information getter)
HER: Well he sometimes leaves the toilet seat up... and sometime when he puts it down he sprinkles...
Ok TMI i really don't wanna hear about another mans toliet sprinkles..lol.. but if thats the only flaw he has then he's just not that into you i kid i kid...
HER: JAG STOP PLAYING
Ok but forreeal what you need to do is suck more, cook more, and f**k more ... (two pill answer)
Take two of these and call me in a week...lol..
HER: Jag are you sure?
Have i ever lied to you try it and call me next week!!!
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