Saturday, June 12, 2010

Rain drops.pt1 of Encounters of the sexy kind

As I stand in the window watching the rain drops beat against the seal, i begin to focus on one certain drop it's path started at the top of the window. The lower this sky tear got the less paths it followed. The moment I had was interrupted by her hands sensually reaching around body to grasping my shoulders. With her head placed in the middle of my back she sighed and said "I love the way you touch me." See we just had amazing mind blowing sex but she is not my wife, my girlfriend or even friend. I know what your thinking (don't judge me just yet). Listen, I'm standing in the line at Shell gas station and she walks in of course i look cause from a distance she looked familiar but when she came in the door i was like O my GOD that's not who i thought it was. She looked like Nicole Scherzinger from the pussy cat dolls with blue eyes... and she's coming this way... o shit... Hey, is that your Jag out there at pump 4? Yea, i replied well.  I just kinda gave it a love tap i didn't notice it sitting at the gas pump. HUH!!!? How you not notice a car sitting at the pump already? Well what had happen was i was on the phone and my good friend... Oh never mind the long story  i said as i cut her apparent lie off.  So did you dent my car or something? Um, you might wanna come check it out she replied. OK, I gotta pay for my gas and my vitamin water but I'll be right out. As i make my way out to the pump i notice an all Black 2010 Range Rover with 24 inch blackout rims parked behind my car. Hey she says as she sees me walking out to my car. It's really not that bad i just didn't want to drive off and you see the scratch on your car and be pissed one day. As i gaze into her pretty blue eyes this song begins to play in my head Melanie Fiona's-"Give it to me right"... I can explain she says as she steps in front of me before i could get a good view of my car. It's okay i say as i attempt to go around her but she grabs me and starts to kiss me. ( Now that's how you get my attention but i gotta play it cool...be cool...act suprised) "What the hell was that? Oh nothing... she responded. Are you crazy? No. OK well let me see my car. Um... okay but promise you wont be mad. OK i promise. (lying) I finally make it to my car look down and notice a big ass dent in my rear bumper.(act mad) what did you do try to run through my car?(wait for the apology) Um I'm sorry. Yeah i bet you are! I'm calling my lawyer! NO don't do that I will do anything. (Yes, perfect now it's my time to attack) So how about dinner? (long pauses aren't good)... to be continued

4 comments:

Freckles said...

Well alright. Sounds good and I am going to patiently wait for the rest. **fingernails tapping the table in a semi calm manner**

Miss.Stefanie said...

IM WAITING!

Mich said...

ummm if you didn't read my latest blog post its about how impatient i am. This "to be continued" stuff is gonna be the death of me!

Freckles said...

Aint that the truth Mich. gee.