Rain drops.pt2 of Encounters of the sexy kind

...After the long pause she spoke.... yeah i guess we can get dinner since i did rear end your Jag and i asked you not to call the police...(yes, this must be my lucky day maybe i should play the numbers) OK! well where do you wanna meet i asked real smooth like. Lets just meet back here tonight at 8. Cool sounds good to me. OK it's a date she said. As she stepped up on the running board of her Range Rover her Lil Ralph Lauren skirt caught some wind and i got a glimpse of a cheek (O wow what a wonderful day... hold on... I'm missing something distractions made me forget to get her number and name)  O hey beautiful, can i get your name and number? I'm Kym and my number is 213******* Cool I'll call you later. OK i"ll be waiting on that call..um mm what was your name? I'm Jai (pronounced Jay). As she drove off i began to wonder would she show or would she stand me up? Either way she was fine as hell. On my drive home my thought process went as follows: What To Wear ( Polo and jeans... nope, button down and slacks... nope, graphic tee and jeans...nope, night life white linen suit, check... o... shit it ain't pressed... um OK gotta go get the suit, drop it off at the hour cleaners and pick it up by 545 damn it!!!) At this time its 4:30  I'm 15 minutes from my house and still need to shit, shower, and shave(the three S's)... 30 minutes later i got the suit I'm walking into the cleaner.  Welcome to hour(our or hour you choose) cleaning jurvice (service) the Asian lady behind the counter says. Can i get this cleaned and pressed in an hour? She put her finger up as to shh me turns and starts yelling something that sounded to me like( bong Yong tie lie link) then a mans voice came from the back ( chin ) then she turns back around and says yes we clean suit my Priend (friend) Good thanks I'll be back in an hour. I run home do my three S's and make it back to the cleaners as my suit hits the finished rack great timing... i pay the lady and rush home with enough time to DVR Hard times of R.J. Berger. After about 45 minutes of chill axing i get dress spray on the Aqua Di Gio and i head to the Shell station where I'm met Kym i reach the meeting spot about 7:45... she pulls up approximately 10 minutes later (wow no phone call needed she must think I'm sexy)... let's see... So she gets out of her truck in this white form fitting skirt that hugged her lines like an S in first grade and her big black truck in the back drop of all of this all i could think was (Damn!!! Don't stutter... don't stutter) ..um uh..um... uh... you... uh... look... uh.. amazing...(Shit) thanks so do u she responded swiftly. As she walks in front of my car my minds starts to wonder (Do you think her ass is real or are those inplants ...Click... click what's that noise) thought interrupted by her pulling on my door knob. As she gets in the car she pulls on her skirt to get a little more leg lift and thats when i got a glimpse of NO PANTIES pretty "P" ( Commando is always a plus) TO BE CONTINUED.

Rain drops.pt1 of Encounters of the sexy kind

As I stand in the window watching the rain drops beat against the seal, i begin to focus on one certain drop it's path started at the top of the window. The lower this sky tear got the less paths it followed. The moment I had was interrupted by her hands sensually reaching around body to grasping my shoulders. With her head placed in the middle of my back she sighed and said "I love the way you touch me." See we just had amazing mind blowing sex but she is not my wife, my girlfriend or even friend. I know what your thinking (don't judge me just yet). Listen, I'm standing in the line at Shell gas station and she walks in of course i look cause from a distance she looked familiar but when she came in the door i was like O my GOD that's not who i thought it was. She looked like Nicole Scherzinger from the pussy cat dolls with blue eyes... and she's coming this way... o shit... Hey, is that your Jag out there at pump 4? Yea, i replied well.  I just kinda gave it a love tap i didn't notice it sitting at the gas pump. HUH!!!? How you not notice a car sitting at the pump already? Well what had happen was i was on the phone and my good friend... Oh never mind the long story  i said as i cut her apparent lie off.  So did you dent my car or something? Um, you might wanna come check it out she replied. OK, I gotta pay for my gas and my vitamin water but I'll be right out. As i make my way out to the pump i notice an all Black 2010 Range Rover with 24 inch blackout rims parked behind my car. Hey she says as she sees me walking out to my car. It's really not that bad i just didn't want to drive off and you see the scratch on your car and be pissed one day. As i gaze into her pretty blue eyes this song begins to play in my head Melanie Fiona's-"Give it to me right"... I can explain she says as she steps in front of me before i could get a good view of my car. It's okay i say as i attempt to go around her but she grabs me and starts to kiss me. ( Now that's how you get my attention but i gotta play it cool...be cool...act suprised) "What the hell was that? Oh nothing... she responded. Are you crazy? No. OK well let me see my car. Um... okay but promise you wont be mad. OK i promise. (lying) I finally make it to my car look down and notice a big ass dent in my rear bumper.(act mad) what did you do try to run through my car?(wait for the apology) Um I'm sorry. Yeah i bet you are! I'm calling my lawyer! NO don't do that I will do anything. (Yes, perfect now it's my time to attack) So how about dinner? (long pauses aren't good)... to be continued