Thirsty Thursday-Literally

I woke up this morning around 3am dying of thirst, I don't know what it was but i was parched. so (imagine this) i jumped my naked body out of the bed (eh i sleep butter ball yes)... ran to the kitchen(yes naked) and got a bottle water... drank 3/4Th's of it (like a naked gatorade commercial) before i returned to the bed which really isn't that far (about twenty paces)... lay back down about two hours later i wake back up at ten minutes till my alarm (damn im early)really having to pee... so i get up i start using the bathroom at 3 minutes till my alarm... 3 minutes later my alarm is going off and I'm still peeing(O wow) ... All the guys might understand this but the women unless you live with a man you wont understand the morning pee, it's like the toilet is thirsty...

Clause->

Sleeping nude is the most comfortable way to sleep

no midnight wedge, no problems with morning wood, just freedom

try it one day you'll never wear clothes to bed again... promise

->End clause