this guy named sam

i know this man

his name is Sam

he used to date this fine Lil thing

her name was Pam

now Pam was a diva in her own right

she had a sassy attitude and loved the nightlife

Sam and Pam were made for each other

he was a jock and she was a jersey lover

one day after practice Sam came home

and caught Pam in the bed with Tyrone

Sam knew Tyrone so he understood

Sam said it's cool y'all good

until Sam went in the bathroom and there stood James

Sam yelled i be damned and grabbed his gun

tried to shoot Pam but the shit got jammed

James hit Sam but it didn't knock him down

so Tyrone took a swing and missed everything

the commotion stopped when the doorbell ring

the person behind the door said "it's christin"

Pam opened the door Tyrone walked out

James did too...

Pam said what's all about?

Well..... Sam said.

No need to shout

Christin is my distant lover

Sooo u need to get out

then Pam punch Sam in the mouth